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wk 2.0
Date: 2017/11/13 14:27 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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you, sir, are of a different america than i.

[doomey taps a pall mall from his pack, clamps it between his tooths, and he thumbmails a swan vesta, making the tip of the cigarette glow warm. he takes a deep pull. pulls the cigarette from his lips]

Denny's is God. sorry you didn't know that. not your fault, probably brought up wrong. could happen to anybody.

[doomey empties the tumbler, looks around the Floor, maybe looking for a bottle. his suit coat is clean, his white dress shirt unstained for once, his tie sharp and straight, his pants free of rips and snarls. hm. strange. he moves to the cherrywood and pulls open the bottom right drawer. he pulls out a fresh bottle of amber, cracks the seal, gives himself a good pour. he recaps the bottle and plants it deep in the bottom drawer, shuts the drawer. he sips at the amber]

too many ties to the D. drive by one, you've little choice but to pull in and order. so sad you've missed out on this. maybe you're a sambo's kid. understandable. sad, but understandable.

[doomey sucks in some sweet smoke. he steps toward rockefeller]

or maybe you're an applebees guy. i can see that.

[doomey sips at the amber. he steps closer to rockefeller]

s'all cool, cousin. you suck at the teat of what you glean bestest, but at some point somebody must let you know that you are fucking totally wrong.

[doomey grabs rockefellers balls through his trousers, and he twists]

you always pull into a Denny's, rock. you order a coffee, and you look at the picture menu. and then you order some food, savvy?
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Re:wk 2.0
Date: 2017/11/13 15:55 By: rockefeller Status: Admin  
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Ow.

Applebees! No no no no... unless maybe there's a coupon involved. Keg, yes though.

Please allow Rox to correct your faulty thinking via a little Socratic questioning.

Q. When you walk into a Denny's, does someone say to you in a spirited and joyous tone, as if having long awaited and now delighted at your presence, "WELCOME TO DENNY'S!"?

Q. Do Denny's line cooks work in plain view, and without the benefit of chits, as in from only verbal commands relayed to them from you by your attentive server?

Q. Has Denny's evolved its own language in which words like "smothered" and "capped" have special meaning?

Q. Can you eat at Denny's for under $5?

Okay, sure, the waffles suck. But do not dis the WH.


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Re:wk 2.0
Date: 2017/11/14 20:22 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey let's go of rockefeller's ballsack. he steps back, looks around. he looks over at DePlancher's vacant desk. Carol moves up behind doomey. she's unearthed the bottle of amber (from the bottom desk drawer) and she uncaps it, tilts it, fills doomey's tumbler, and she whispers in his ear]
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Re:wk 2.0
Date: 2017/11/14 20:25 By: carol Status: Admin  
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This guy is a douche. I've got your back, cousin.

[She twists her lips]
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Re:wk 2.0
Date: 2017/11/14 20:37 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey sips at the amber. he takes a step]

the answers to your questions are as follows. first question, thank jesus and mary no. second question, not sure because you make no sense and i have no idea what you're asking. third question, it's not their language. it's called english. forth question, yes.

[doomey sucks on the tip of his pall mall. he exhales]

question for you, camper.

[he sips off the tumbler of amber]

do you know the Hollywood Vampires, and can you you get me tickets to their next tour?

[doomey looks deep into Rockefeller's eyes]
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Re:wk 2.0
Date: 2017/11/14 21:13 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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Okay. This is all fun.

[Jesus leafs through the current capital]

We've work to do, folks. This capital I have in my hands is from Evelyn Horan. She's an ex-teacher, dudes. She crafts capital for kids.

[Jesus Swan Vestas a Java, turns the magical tube in his lips, getting it lit good. He shakes out the Swan Vesta, tosses it into the massive marble ashtray at the upper left corner of the cherrywood. He breathes deep, shakes his head]

I don't think she knows our vibe.

[Jesus smiles. He slaps the capital down on the cherrywood's desktop, spreads it out]

We'll examine it, but wow, I do feel this has been placed on the wrong roundtable. Okay, let's see.

"Doli ( bluebird) finished filling her basket with delicate-flavored pine nuts when the songs of birds suddenly stopped. Fuzzy-tailed squirrels scurried away disappearing among the boughs of the tall pines on Lost Deer Mountain. Her sister Otekah (oh-tee-kuh- sun maiden) pointed to the village below."

[Jesus lowers his head. His knees go out and he kneels. He breathes]

Wow.

[Jesus sucks deep on the Java]

Wow.
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Re:wk 2.0
Date: 2017/11/15 09:20 By: rockefeller Status: Admin  
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A douche?
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Re:wk 2.0
Date: 2017/11/15 10:35 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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[The Rorschalk rappels down the east face and comes galumphing into the midst of this gunfight, stepping betwixt the warring factions]

This ain't your fight Billy! I don't care if'n you take that foot and put it in my ear and their ain'ta dang thing I kin do about it neither!

[The Rorschalk puts down his script and crumbles to his knees, sobbing like a babe in the woods, abandoned, and about to be devoured by a pack of wild dogs]

I can't help it! Damn them. All the icons of my youth are going to the way of la Dodo. All is hevel! A brief dance in the sun ... and then ... long speaks the grave!

[The vantage of his knees insufficient to get across the despair he is feeling, he belly flops onto the floor and tantrums like a sugared-up toddler told they must now leave Chucky Cheese]

Come back to the Rez, Billy! Ah ghost, come back again, and by the wind grieved!
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Re:wk 2.0
Date: 2017/11/15 20:19 By: carol Status: Admin  
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Yes, Rockefeller. You are a major number one douche. If you don't know that by now in your grown up life, then it's about time someone let you know. Ta-fucking-da.

[Carol walks over to the boss man]

Dude, what is your problem? Someone died?
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