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Date: 2017/12/05 19:21 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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It's about the Benjamin's and the Salmon P. Chase's these days. And those days, too! That's why I've remodeled this place, sunk a bunch of time investing it with the sweat of my pointer finger and the well-being of my carpal tunnel, you hear me? Wake up, dummy! I see you back there thumbing your droid. This is business!

[the rorschalk stands up from his red plastic kindergarten chair and slams the hardcover copy of WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE he was going to read the gathered crew, who are sitting around him like a bevy of excited school children.]

Oh who am I fooling? We're never going to make dime from this enterprise! And I don't give a damn, my dear.

[the baggy pantalooned old gentleman with blue hair and shark smile poses his arms like a ballerina and skips around his charges like a May queen]

Let the wild rumpus begin!

[they stare at him with cringing smile as dummy thumbs in a quartet of dominos two topping mediums for delivery to the haunted disco, he's been here before. He knows it's going to be a night, and a Moons Over My Hammy morning...]
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Re:AHOY! all capital manager bulletin
Date: 2017/12/06 09:32 By: rockefeller Status: Admin  
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Oh who am I fooling? We're never going to make dime from this enterprise!

That's because we're not a scam. You wanna make $, you gotta sell swamp land.


PS
Howasbout making size=4 the default? Save me literally minutes every year.
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Re:AHOY! all capital manager bulletin
Date: 2017/12/06 11:27 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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Good point! I may well could look into doing that. But in the meantime...

[Rorschalk whips it out ... the book that is, and starts reading]

"The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and another his mother called him 'WILD THING!'"

[Then, an effect jarringly surreal to be sure, Sam Kinnison appears on the television set doubling as a head for the man in the gorilla suit who has just come onto the set and started dancing around like a WILD THING to the crass deafening sound of the old Trogs cover featured in the music video of the long-dead screaming comic and his lost weekend fling with Marla Maples. The Rorschalk lowers the book in disbelief and taps his foot in lieu of words and telepathically communicates his thoughts to Rocky]

Did you know you'll sit in traffic an average of 2 years over the course of a lifetime? Wonder how long you've sat on hold trying to get a better deal from your cable provider? Sir, does it not boggle the mind?
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